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Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Heather’s Junk Drawer
 A Customized Interactive Comedy Opener for Conferences & Special Programs

"I love the premise, and it was certainly charming and fun to watch"

- Michael Hartney, Artistic Director, UCB Theatre NY  

About the Show

What can a random collection of forgotten objects reveal?

 

Heather's Junk Drawer is a fast-paced blend of comedy, improvisation, original music, audience interaction, and surprising insight. Inspired by a genuine decluttering project, Heather pulls unexpected items from a very real junk drawer and transforms them into songs, stories, observations, and audience experiences.

The result is playful, highly adaptable entertainment that can be customized to fit a conference theme, organizational message, audience demographic, or event goal.

Whether opening a conference, energizing a luncheon, introducing a keynote speaker, or entertaining an audience between sessions, Heather's Junk Drawer creates an immediate sense of connection, curiosity, and fun.

Ideal For

• Conferences & conventions
• Association meetings
• Corporate events & retreats
• Women's leadership events
• Creative conferences & festivals
• Awards banquets & special events
• Cabarets, theaters, and variety shows

Flexible Formats

• Conference opener
• Event energizer
• Lunch or banquet entertainment
• Keynote introduction
• Featured comedy segment
• Customized audience engagement experience

Why It Works

Every audience understands the experience of holding onto things they don't need.

Using humor, music, and improvisation, Heather turns ordinary objects into shared experiences that are funny, relatable, and memorable. The format is light, positive, and engaging, making it a natural fit for audiences that want to laugh, participate, and connect without feeling put on the spot.

Previous Performances include:
• Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (NYC)
• The PIT (NYC)
• Happier Valley Comedy (Hadley, MA)
• Boughton Place (Highland, NY)
• Hudson Valley Improv's Secret Open Mic (Highland, NY)

Runtime: Typically 10–20 minutes, with customized versions available.


Book Heather's Junk Drawer!

Looking for a unique way to welcome, energize, or engage your audience?

Heather's Junk Drawer is a flexible, low-tech performance that can be tailored to your event, audience, and goals. Whether you're planning a conference, corporate gathering, association meeting, or live performance event, this one-of-a-kind experience helps audiences relax, laugh, and become fully present for what's ahead.

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An improviser should always work to make their partner look good. Heather always does, and she looks good herself. She’s funny, she’s smart, and she can sing. It’s a pleasure to be with her on stage."  - Michael Burns, Artistic Director, The Mopco Improv Theatre

Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region
Quiet Girl Comedy, exceptional entertainment in NY's Capital Region

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