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IT'S FUN TO BE FAMOUS is a satirical blog
I wrote and posted to Facebook as a visibility project between August 2021 and May 2022.
My book, How to Be Ridiculous: 28 Tips for a Brand-New You!, was also a part of this project.
YouTuber embarrassed to realize she's wearing the same shirt in multiple videos
After uploading her latest video to her YouTube channel this morning, Heather Schwartz was embarrassed and upset to see she was wearing...
Heather E. Schwartz
Aug 7, 20211 min read
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Envious dreamer discovers solution to avoid lifetime of bitterness
“I always wanted to write funny—not jokes exactly, but stuff that would make people laugh,” Heather said earnestly, slouching on her...
Heather E. Schwartz
Aug 7, 20212 min read
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Aspiring star "totally fine" upon learning her entire E! interview was cut
Last winter, author and aspiring superstar Heather E. Schwartz was stoked when E! Entertainment True Hollywood Story reached out to her,...
Heather E. Schwartz
Aug 2, 20211 min read
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Who's the Star of the New Colonoscopy Commercial?
The scene opens on a friendly, approachable, mom-type, who can play 38-45 years old. Teleprompter experience a must. Local hires only, no...
Heather E. Schwartz
Aug 1, 20211 min read
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Burgeoning YouTube Star Celebrates Second Subscriber
She's put in the work. And now, it's clearly starting to pay off. YouTuber Heather Schwartz was delighted to see her subscribers button...
Heather E. Schwartz
Jul 31, 20211 min read
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Heather Wears Bikini to Lake
Actress/model Heather Schwartz was spotted donning a two-piece bathing suit at the lake over the weekend, looking toned and trim with...
Heather E. Schwartz
Jul 31, 20211 min read
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Local mom eats Fluff by the spoonful, ponders "next act"
First of all, Heather Schwartz hated the headline. "'Next act?' It sounds like I'm middle-aged or something," she complained, licking the...
Heather E. Schwartz
Jul 29, 20211 min read
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Author regrets not bringing computer cord up from the basement
Heather E. Schwartz sat down to write a quick blog post this evening and was both shocked and saddened to see that her laptop was down to...
Heather E. Schwartz
Jul 26, 20211 min read
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Heather urges fans not to overeat ground turkey and couscous, like she just did
It was a super healthy dinner and, as always, Heather created it quickly and without preplanning, just tossing together ingredients she...
Heather E. Schwartz
Jul 26, 20211 min read
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Self-Described “Ambitious” Author Deletes Email (Subject: Write Faster & Better!), Watches Netflix
When author Heather E. Schwartz took the easy road this morning, deciding to watch an episode from the second season of “Never Have I...
Heather E. Schwartz
Jul 26, 20211 min read
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Heather E. Schwartz
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