Hi, I'm Heather E. Schwartz and this is Quiet Girl Comedy, a home for a variety of creative endeavors I want to share with the world! These include children's books, school shows, musical entertainment, comedy, visual art, and probably more in the future. The ideas just keep coming! 

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As a performer, I would characterize my artistic style as "playful and whimsical." I value acceptance, inclusion, and collaboration in my work, and I'm always interested in learning more about how to make my work accessible.

Highlights of my career include solo shows at NYC’s The PIT and The Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theatre; writing my first Little Golden Book; and appearing as an author/expert on E! Entertainment’s True Hollywood Story. Since 2006, I've written more than 200 books for publishers including Scholastic, Hachette Book Group, Random House Children’s Books, Mayo Clinic Press Kids, and Lerner Publishing Group, and brands including Disney, Sesame Street, TIME for Kids, Sports Illustrated Kids, Discovery Kids, The Jim Henson Company, and the Smithsonian. I've also led workshops for Girls Inc. of the Greater Capital Region, Hollins University’s Graduate Program in Children's Literature, and the Society for Children’s Book Authors and Illustrators 50th Anniversary Summer Writers Conference.​